Christian community threatens violence against... →
More tolerance from Jesusland. I’m so glad I live in the North.
Water is Dangerous →
Oprah signs off and doctors everywhere rejoice «... →
Tornado Dog Crawls Home On Broken Legs Almost 3... →
Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one...
My mom just told me they found a 38 year old mother of 3 in a dumpster somewhere off South Broad St and police are looking at a “person of interest.”. My response? “She should have just made him a sandwich.” She wasn’t amused.
“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.” - Bill Cosby “Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.” - Bill Cosby
UPDATED: So I Thought I Killed My Cat
Update: The cat is drinking normally and using the litter normally. I also noticed that she is only shaking one leg now and it isn’t every time she starts to walk. Not literally of course but the next 36 hours are not going to be fun. Hopefully I’m worrying over nothing. So here’s the story (I’ll try to keep it short :P). Suzy had been scratching her ear frequently and...
The balls are coming!
shitmystudentswrite: The Octopus of Apathy is spreading its testicles throughout the land.
Armageddon will NOT be fun.
shitmystudentswrite: The main problem with global warming is, that many orgasms will go extinct.
shitmystudentswrite: Sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia.
Ahmadinejad allies charged with sorcery | World... →
Close allies of Iran’s president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, have been accused of using supernatural powers to further his policies amid an increasingly bitter power struggle between him and the country’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Several people said to be close to the president and his chief of staff, Esfandiar Rahim Mashaei, have been arrested in recent days and charged...
Sodom did a lot for sex.
shitmystudentswrite: Sodom and Gomorrah really blew the lid off the sexual revolution for people to be more experimental with sex, and the gays getting to have some. But Jesus put a stop to that!
There's a pill for that.
shitmystudentswrite: Darwin’s theory of natural selection is also known as survival of the fits.