So, I”m watching this movie called Night Terrors. In the last 5 minutes of what is suppose to be a horror movie I’ve seen a dream sequence involving a naked man, oiled up riding a horse in a desert in Egypt (which is really Israel being passed off as Egypt) while simultaneously ripping the clothes off a large breasted woman in what appears to be a tent in the middle of the same desert while Robert Englund (playing the part of the Marquis de Sade) narrates a passage from a book from what I assume is a 16th century prison cell underground in France. Then it cuts to a Halloween party in what is suppose to be Egypt circa 1993 in what I assume is a large house full of rich people who dress up and watch a puppet show where the puppets are fucking. And now the large breasted woman is talking to Robert Englund in the present at the costume party while a blindfolded Little Red Riding Hood gets beaten with phallic shaped balloons by a bunch of men. Oh, there was also a woman sucking on the head of a snake somewhere in there too.
I have to pee and then I’m going to question all the decisions I’ve made in life.