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I know. And how can it burn in outer space, where there is no oxygen?

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

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"I have the weirdest boner right now."

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Meh. Kill me now.

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So, I”m watching this movie called Night Terrors. In the last 5 minutes of what is suppose to be a horror movie I’ve seen a dream sequence involving a naked man, oiled up riding a horse in a desert in Egypt (which is really Israel being passed off as Egypt) while simultaneously ripping the clothes off a large breasted woman in what appears to be a tent in the middle of the same desert while Robert Englund (playing the part of the Marquis de Sade) narrates a passage from a book from what I assume is a 16th century prison cell underground in France. Then it cuts to a Halloween party in what is suppose to be Egypt circa 1993 in what I assume is a large house full of rich people who dress up and watch a puppet show where the puppets are fucking. And now the large breasted woman is talking to Robert Englund in the present at the costume party while a blindfolded Little Red Riding Hood gets beaten with phallic shaped balloons by a bunch of men. Oh, there was also a woman sucking on the head of a snake somewhere in there too.I have to pee and then I’m going to question all the decisions I’ve made in life.

So, I”m watching this movie called Night Terrors. In the last 5 minutes of what is suppose to be a horror movie I’ve seen a dream sequence involving a naked man, oiled up riding a horse in a desert in Egypt (which is really Israel being passed off as Egypt) while simultaneously ripping the clothes off a large breasted woman in what appears to be a tent in the middle of the same desert while Robert¬†Englund (playing the part of the Marquis de Sade) narrates a passage from a book from what I assume is a 16th century prison cell underground in France. Then it cuts to a Halloween party in what is suppose to be Egypt circa 1993 in what I assume is a large house full of rich people who dress up and watch a puppet show where the puppets are fucking. And now the large breasted woman is talking to Robert Englund in the present at the costume party while a blindfolded Little Red Riding Hood gets beaten with phallic shaped balloons by a bunch of men. Oh, there was also a woman sucking on the head of a snake somewhere in there too.

I have to pee and then I’m going to question all the decisions I’ve made in life.

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